I don't care about my money or belongings. When I die, my one wish is to just make sure that nobody looks in the upper left dresser of my drawer.
— The unabridged will of Tommy Mathews, 1990-2006
Improvised Masturbation Devices or IMDs are the most common objects to be found in the drawers of adolescence and young adults aged 12-17 who have learned, with age, that the floor of their bedroom is a much better location to store socks and underwear both clean and soiled.
An IMD can be meant to replicate any part of a human body regardless of gender and can be fashioned from any variety of household object.